Thursday, November 23, 2006. I woke up to SOS by Rihanna playing on my purple digital alarm clock. I got out of bed, grabbed my new toothbrush with too many bristles, and brushed my crooked teeth. I pulled my fried blonde hair back into a ponytail to wash my face. Wait – that doesn’t make sense. I got […]
Tag: emotional
We have all heard it said before: “there are two kinds of people…” Sometimes it’s used to try and drive a point, and sometimes it’s used for comedic appeal. My favorite rendition of this phrase to date is this: “There are two kinds of people; those who believe that there are two kinds of people, and those who don’t.” I […]
